Words that make you laugh when you hear them spoken in conversation

[Ego74]

Kumquat

penal code

Anal Retentive

Cum Laude (cum loud)

Head Nurse

Masticate

Booby Trap

Sour pus

I'll think of more, add yours

 

[steaktartar]

ball washer for the golfers

 

[fucnluc]

Tea bag.

Because when I was at a party when I was like 12-13 my friends dared me to t-bag this girl sitting on the couch, so I snuck behind her and gently placed my nutsack on her forehead. Everyone laughed, she cried. I thought she was going to be cool with it but the next day her Mom was calling my old man saying she got a lawyer and was going to file a restraining order against me. Never happened, guess it was just a scare.

 

[Timetopay]

Anyone named Dick

and now anytime I see the commercial for the new show Journeyman

 

[honkee]

any word with more than 4 syllables

 

[Rawpimple]

merkin

 

[Buster]

Fart

 

[Ego74]

Yep, Dick Trickle Dick Pole Dick Harter :lol:

 

[Ego74]

add to the list, whenever a sports announcer refers to a guy going to the sideline for a play or two as "getting a blow"

 

[Ego74]

Also, could never work at Subway, having to ask people all day if they want a 6 inch or a foot long

 

[mr21]

cunt

 

[Highdaddy]

unit

member

 

[BC-Eagles]

Erected

 

[2for5]

johnson

 

[Doug]

"loose ball foul "

 

[Ego74]

joystick

 

[levistep]

pussywillow

 

[2for5]

hard

 

[aclv1]

my x wife

 

[Boxslayer]

I dont see how dog breeders and these true dog lovers can call a female dog a bitch and keep a straight face.

"If the bitch pees on your rug, put her in her cage and spank her with a rolled up newspaper. If she whines, don't feed the bitch her dinnner."

At which point you have to ask...

"What if the slut starts barking?"

"Excuse me!?"